. . . . to go back in the water . . .
In my case, just when I thought it was safe to blog again. Things can go awry terribly quickly around here. Case in point: On Friday afternoon I thought since Itty Bitty was watching TV with the girls I could steal a few moments and blog over in the Land of Cotton. It wasn't a terribly long blog. All seemed fine in the living room. I could hear voices and the movie they were watching. No worries. There in lies the problem. I assumed (and you know what they say about ASS U ME) all eyes were glued to the boob tube.
WHAT was I thinking? Not much of anything apparently. It's not until I finish my blog and go check on the girls that I notice Itty Bitty holding her hands behind her back ~ 1st give-away ~ and she's got a s**t eating grin on her face ~ 2nd give-away ~ and . . . she tells me as she moves toward the sofa that she doesn't have anything ~ 3rd and deadly give-away.
No, no she doesn't have anything in her hands. Nothing. So. . . . what's hinkey here? Nothing looks out of place except for her occasional glance at the pillows on the sofa. Hmmmm . . . . . "There's your sign".
I go to lift pillows, she squeals with delight and anticipation at what she doesn't have. This. Cannot. Be. Good. And it wasn't.
She had collected:
deodorant
toothbrushes
energy spray
chap stick
lip balm
She had visited everyone's room!
And I realized after I put the camera away there were things under the other pillow as well.
She had snagged both Kelly and Ben's deodorants earlier in the day and I made her put them
away herself thinking that would teach her a lesson. No ma'am. No way, no how. Not her.
Note to self: Never take eyes off Itty Bitty. EVER.
She's a force to be reckoned with.
Help. . . .
Anybody? Anybody?